"I'll tell ya what I do like though: a killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical, and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

Thanks Snarf for one of my all time favorite songs

I love you! You're so funny and informative.




Deven Green is a funny comedienne.

This is one of my favorite spams yet.

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Now the same morons can use the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

The Reviews are hysterical, but the Pictures are a riot!

is looking brighter and about 100 IQ points higher than the entire Right-Wing combined.

This is a young man who can teach a valuable Civics lesson about what America really is about to all the homophobes and bigots, xenophobes and jingoists and all the other feeble minds on the right, on Faux "News" and screaming like 2 year olds on the radio.

Thank you Will Phillips!

Everyone knows I listen to music that you'll never find in your Mega store or ever hear on the radio and only a few other freaks like me listen to me. I just love the music I listen to. I blame it on State Dependent Memory. I associate this music with really good feelings and experiences. I used to do lots of Ecstasy. Well not lots, more like Huge Fucking Quantities!

but I digress...

When I hear music like this I get all tingly and dreamy and content.

OK, so let me share it with you here... Rasputina's Call Me Alice

So I'm listening to this song and I realize that it's an awesome tool for the batshit crazy right wingers to use as a recruitment and re-education song. Specifically, this really creepy part of the song. Well, creepy to us thinking progressives...

There's no drinking, there's no swearing, body piercing is not accepted,
do not dye your hair or tattoo, you must do what is expected.
(Learn your member tips now and set the standard for your senses).
You may think only when told to.
You may think only what they tell you.
Stay within your culture, marry within your own race.
Keep in mind they may change the rules at any time and you must be aware of these changes.
Be keen and smart and beautiful.
Learn to have a family. Again, welcome to Life 101

That's so eerily right wing.

Scary.




Bonus: Hungry Lucy Bound In Blood

Without giving away details of what I am doing at work and why, I can share this little bit of Microsoft hell. Note: I've including links to the geeky stuff for my non-geek readers.

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Come on everybody! Sing Along...

I am watching Jesus Camp again for the second time.

OH!

MY!

FUCKING!

GOD!!!

There are really really really really really really really really really stupid people in this country. What's worse is they actually honestly believe the earth is only 6,000 years old, they believe this is a "Christian Nation" even though our Founding Fathers made sure Religion had no place in our Government, that Global Warming is a hoax and that "Science can prove nothing actually." I put that last part in quotes because that is a direct quote from the mouth of one of these crazy people.

If you've not seen this movie I highly recommend it. However, be forewarned. You don't want to eat before viewing it or you may vomit. Don't have anything nearby that can become a projectile as you may want to throw it at these morons and finally do not watch it alone or you may have a desire to grab a drill and self-lobotomize in an effort to understand the world view of these idiots.

The sad thing about my last post.

I will buy a new car again, but it won't be made in America. We are just too focused on becoming the first 4th World Nation in history.

What is a 4th World Nation? It's my own concept. It's a nation where .01% of the Country lives above the poverty level and they got there with the whole-hearted support of the other 99.99% of the population because, you know, Goodness No we don't want Socialism! Why should we be as happy as all the other 1st World Nations on the planet.

Greedy Motherfuckers, that's who.

If you've not seen Who Killed the Electric Car? I would highly recommend it. I am watching it right now for the third time but now I am going to make a vow.

When I moved to California I had to buy an automobile, an item that is a huge burden and something I could never imagine wanting back home in NYC, but because of the complete lack of viable public transportation on the entire West Coast I had to buy a car. (Yeah, Yeah, all you Bay Area native west coasters will talk about BART and MUNI. Like I said, complete lack of viable public transportation. Go to the "Tri-State Area", you'll see what I mean.)

Today I make a vow. I will never buy another car for the rest of my life until I can buy one that is like the EV1. If I have to hold my current automobile together with duct tape and chewing gum then that is what I will do. I am an experienced mechanic and I can do it.

I also believe in my heart of hearts that I will buy a new car someday, and here is why. I am a Gen-Xer. We want environmental sensibility. We are sick of garden slug level IQs and greedy Oil Companies, but there are still not enough of us. Gen Y, Millenniums, etc will demand what I want and that is where the greed factor kicks back in. When the auto manufacturers can't give away cars because they run on internal combustion engines, a technology that is over a century old, then common sense and logic will prevail and we will finally be rid of the noisy, smelly, human killing, planet killing and extremely slow and slovenly internal combustion engine and have clean, quiet, insanely fast electric vehicles.

from cheering at the darn World Series.

Yankees damn near pulled it off tonight but egomaniac, uhm Jeter, blew it in the top of the 9th. If he went for a base hit instead of a homer it would have loaded up the bases and A-Rod woulda been up to drive 'em all home.

Oh well, the Phillies just have to wallow in agony a couple more days because the next game is in Da Bronx and that's where it ends.

LET'S GO YANKEES!!!

It is now 3 games to 1 in the Series.

New York, my birthplace, and the Yankees, Da Bronx baby where I went to school, are the greatest baseball players in the entire history of the United States.

The Yanks are gonna win another series. Da Bronx is takin home another trophy.

Oh yeah, we rule!

He uses the Bane of the Right-Wing, Facts!

This is a prosecution the must occur lest future "leaders" feel they too can violate the United States Constitution, and all other laws, with impunity.

Don't believe me? Watch the trailer.
Still don't? You gotta read the book.





The world is a dangerous place to live;
not because of the people who are evil,
but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
- Albert Einstein

This new rocket is going to replace the steaming pile of shit known as the Space Shuttle. However the choice of the name Ares really really bothers me.

Why would anyone in their right mind name a rocket Ares?



Ares, the son of Zeus and Hera.
Ares, the God of Warfare.
Ares, the God of Bloodlust.
Ares, the God of "slaughter personified."
Ares, a noun meaning War or Throng of Battle.

Bottom-line, Ares is the God of War. What the fuck is NASA naming a rocket Ares for. This must be a left-over from the uber-creepy Bush Crime Family years.

Dear NASA,
Please change the name of this rocket. It's current name is incredibly disgusting, eerie, gross and uncomfortable.

mmm... Fun!

Thank you Doctor and Good Night everyone.

and I couldn't be happier that these morons are a rapidly dying breed.